Well a few days ago Whitney had to go into work early and I was trying to be Mr. Mom and bring the kids in later that morning. Everything was going reasonably well until I had to go take a quick pit stop in the bathroom. I had been in there for a few seconds and I hear a crash of breaking glass or something coming from the kitchen where I had left my son eating his oatmeal. Sure enough he apparently had decided to attempt to balance his bowl (one of Whitney's 'poppy's on blue' nice bowls from our wedding, oops) on the edge of the table and uh oh got a little too close and it came crashing onto the tile floor and exploded into lots of pieces. It was even more exciting cleaning it up as his unfinished oatmeal fragments where clinging on to all the shards of porcelain throughout the kitchen. I of course was a little bit flustered as I was already running late but there was no need to discipline as my son instantly fell to the floor cowering in a sea of tears completely freaked out that he had broken a bowl so I had to calm him down and assure him I was not going to unleash the wrath of dad upon him or anything. So the video above is day two when Joshua had his new 'porky pig' bowl that I believe was mine when I was a little kid (it's plastic by the way). But the new bowl so far has worked great as porky pig is on the bottom inside of the bowl so Joshua has to eat all of his oatmeal if he wants to see all of porky pig. So he devoured his oatmeal in childish delight and as he got closer and closer to the end he would see a pig ear or a snouth or a pinkish pig leg until finally all the oatmeal was gone and he was left with porky pig smiling back at him from the bottom of the bowl.
The kids had to go in for their 3 year old and 5 year old check up at the doctor where they both had the fun time of receiving the dreaded shots. Emily had to have 3 shots and Joshua had one. Poor Joshua is cursed with the shaky vein syndrome where the nurses had to poke around for what seemed like an eternity while the little guy just laid their in ghostly white horror as this needle continued to probe around inside of his arm. Below are a couple of pictures from Emily's hearing and vision tests.


Lastly here are a couple of Emilyisms that we've recently enjoyed:
Emilyism 1: Yesterday (Sunday) Emily took random objects from our house and created her own museum in our living room. Each item was carefully displayed on some type of surface (folded up quilt, storage box, blanket, etc) and arranged in a very well thought out manner. Emily, the curator of the museum, gave us a tour where she walked us through and explained each and every exhibit with passionate enthusiasm. Some of the exhibit items included Daddy's shoe, a pair of sunglasses, a slinkie and many other items that she discovered throughout our house. She explained a little bit about the former use of each item and how it ended up in her museum. I asked her what the name of her museum was and without skipping a beat she replied, "the museum of everything children love."
Emilyism 2: As we were driving to Walmart last night for our Sunday night grocery run Emily started telling us about space travel and that there are certain very important rules one must follow to be safe. So here are Emily's top 5 rules for space travel:
Rule 1: Stay away from Venus because Venus is hot and will melt your space suit and then melt you
Rule 2: Watch out for rock storms on Mars
Rule 3: Watch out for meteors in space when you're on your rocket ship
Rule 4: Watch out for sand storms on the moon
Rule 5: Watch out for aliens because aliens are real